4 Blogs One Night- Part Three

Stride Gum

You say you last forever,
that your flavor will always endure.
But your lies aren't even clever,
and your ambitions are far from pure!

You've tricked so many people,
to the masses you have lied.
When you say a single piece of gum,
will keep my taste-buds occupied.

For as I sit here chewing,
my gum has started to taste like flour.
Your slogan you are abusing,
for I've been chewing less than an hour.

For all the flavor in my gum,
has quickly disappeared.
And since I enjoyed the berry taste,
my eyes have watered and have teared.

And as the population in my pack,
has fallen to zero in just one day.
I hope your CEO has a heart attack,
Stride Gum I think you're gay.